Gunahon ki vajah say zalzala ata to masjid kyun girti?
Baglol jahan naik log rehtay hain wo jagah kyun hilti?
Jin sahafiyon ke vajah say sahafat hoti hai badnam
Ye blackmailers hotay hain kertay hain ganday kam.
Kala sayah takta aur kalay sayah amaal
Aisay me kaisay ho ga ye mulk khushaal.
Vajoday hazrate insan ganj baksh ghouse azam
Vajoday hazrate insan allama Iqbal Quaidi azam.
Hukumat ko kya bura kehna jab apnay andar ho burai
Mulk me kaisay sukoon ho jab ghar ghar ho larai.
Darinday ka nam muhammad k nam k sath shair muhammad
Kya harj tha jo rakh laytay apna nam dalair muhammad.
Mayray hansanay par huva eiteraz mayray ronay par huva eiteraz
Kya yehi mera kasoor hai me nahi Malik Riaz.
Tayra sajda bhi khali tayri namaz bhi khali
Kya milay ga tujhay pakar kar jali.
Na me zaheen na me fateen
Thora sa metha aur zaida namkeen.
Tayray aur mayray dermayan khushbu bani rukavat
Kyun kerta hai tun cheezon me milavat?
Me hama tan apnay ap me mashgool
Na me paigambar na nabi na rasool.
Ganay bajay aur band baratain
Momin kay liye andhayri ratain.
Na apna khiyal tujhay na humsaAy ka
Na apna gam tujhay na paraAy ka.
Hum jin ko samajhtay rahay dost
Wo nikal paray hadyon par gosht.
Kya kerna parh kar kitab aur qaida
Gar hasil na ho banday ko faida.
Sain baglol insaniyat foot hoti hai to ho jaAy
Jaldi kar jumay ki namaz qza na ho jaAy.
Literature chor stretcher la
Martay huvay ko bacha.
Sekhnay aur sikhanay k amal ko taleem kehtay hain.Sain Baglol.
Zahanat khudi ke uran ka nam hai.Bhalu Shah.
Chor day hinduana rasm o rivaj
Tun darust kar apna mizaj.
Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
The reported symptoms of EHS include headache,fatigue, stress,sleep disturbances,skin symptoms like prickling, burning sensations and rashes,pain and ache in muscles and many other health problems.Whatever their cause,EHS symptoms are a real and sometimes disabling problem for the affected person.However,there is no scientific basis to link EHS symptoms to electromagnetic field exposure.
Sadgi ko chor diya musalmano nay
Aj kal kay nojavano nay.
Gano say hota hai musalmano k jashan ka Agaaz
Samajh me nahi ata kaisi perhatay hain ye namaaz.
Aunci awaz me sunta hai tun ganay aur tilavat
Humsaya tang ho to kisi kam ke nahi halavat.
Tujh say tang tayray humsaAy
Kya apnay aur kya paraAy.
Masjid say bhi hun chalu
Log kehtay hain mujhay bhalu.
Mujhay tum me Iqbal nazar nahi ata
Jalal to hai jamal nazar nahi ata.
Koi mujh par ye ehsan karay
Mujhay kalima parha kar musalman karay.
Tasverain laganay say bat nahi banti
Kaisay samajhta hai khud ko janti.
Mujh jaisa talib dunya me kahan
Daikh lay phir kar sara jahan.
Tayra ishq bhi jahalat par mabni tayri aqal bhi
Kyun theek say nahi kar pata tun naqan bhi.
Tajzia kar paisay lay kar qalam aur media valay ads chalatay hain
Ye log such ko jhot aur jhot ko such kar dikhatay hain.
Kab tak rahay ga baglol udas
Kya ab tak bhuji nahi tayri pyas.
Kar bhi lay ga wuzu k faraiz yad to kya
Sain baglol khuda nat tayri yad dasht ka imtihan nahi layna.
Na shadyon par jata hun na janazon par jata hun
Me to bohat mushkil say khud apna vazan uthata hun.
Achai aur samajhdari ka phir parh sabaq
Ye na ho to kuch nahi tabaq.
Burayan chor ban aik acha insan
Na kar apna aur dosron ka nuqsan.
Behr ho ya bar
Insaniyat tark na kar.
Maulanao apnay matlab k liye istamal na karo quran o hadith
Ye kam wo kertay hain jo hotay hain khabees.
Azad nahi hota kitab ka paband
Kitab hoti hai Azad ki buland.
“Think 100 times before you take a decision,But once that decision is taken,stand by it as one man.”
Quaidi Azam
Jhot say bhi mana kertay ho aur such bhi nahi bolnay daytay
Dervaza bhi khatkhatay ho aur kundi bhi nahi kholnay daytay.
Dari rakhnay aur pagri pehnanay say koi vali nahi hota
Namaz khushu khuzu say parh bhi lay Ali nahi hota.
Kahin tum log to nahi dajaal
Tumhari burayon ke nahi milti misaal.
Na tayri masjid aik na tayri azan
Na tareqa namaz aik na tarjumae quran.
Kab tak perhata rahay ga kitab
Parvaz muntazir hai tayri ay auqab.
Mayray ashaar ke tashreeh lazim nahi
Tum azad ho mayray mulazim nahi.
Nervous system perhatay huvay rx khud nervous ho gaya
Jab zaida zoor lagaya to thak kar so gaya.
Hamain bhi atay hain tableeg kay bahanay bohat
Sirf tayray pas nahi tableeg kay devanay bohat.
Galat kam chor day roza bay shak toor day
Mujh par gusa aAy to apna sir phor day.
Talib k liye ban jati shohrat zehar
Mat idhar udhar bhatak aik jagah tehar.
Ishq wo qatil hai jis ko aj tak saza nahi mili.Bhalu Baglol.
Jhuta shaks kehta hai aj nahi kal
Jhutay ko chor sachay k sath chal.
Tayray samajhnay ka kya hai tun punjabi ko pathan samajh lay ga
Koi tujhay keh day bus tun kafir ko musalman samajh lay ga.
Masjid me janay laga to aie awaz
Baglol khuda ko nahi chahiye tayri namaz.
Suna hai momin ke bari shan hai
Mujhay dikhao kahan hai mujhay pehchan hai.
Kitab me kuch hai haqeqat me kuch hai
Ye kya mamla hai jo such much hai.
Davai khanay ko jahil adat samjhay
Nasha kernay ko jahil sa'adat samjhay.
Kis mun say kehta hai khud ko khuda ka banda
Sain baglol tayra zahir bhi ganda aur batin bhi ganda.
Galat kam chornay valay namaz k bagair bhi chor daytay
Galat kam kernay valay namaz parh kar gardan maror daytay.
Rx tasbeh kar k so gaya
Kyun phir bhi ehtalam ho gaya.
Agar magar chor day
Tun nemu nachor day.
Tun kya laray ga jung pakar kar talvar
Sain baglol pehlay pehnani to seekh lay shalvar.
Shatan bhi darta hai musalmano say
Aj kay bad tameez insano say.
Galat ko galat na kahun to kya kahun
Kya me bhi tumhari tarah chup rahun.
Dil jalon ki dunya me hum bhi jaltay hain
Hum say na poch sahafi hum kaisay chaltay hain.
Jahan tak ho sakay meri taleem Aam kar
Achai say subah aur samajhdari say sham kar.
Jaisa tun vaisa tayri masjid ka Imam
Jaisa tun vaisa tayra banaya huva Islam.
Kya hai falsafae shadi
Barhana dunya ke Abadi.
Tum subah sham kertay ho munafiqat k dhandhay
Tumharay galay me rehtay hain shaytaniyat k phanday.
Logon ke baton ke na kar parvah
Sain baglol tun apni seedi rakh rah.
Mohabat ho ya nafrat dil say kertay hain
Hum wo sain nahi jo Adha bhartay hain.
Kaisi PArhatay hain ustad rayazi
Ban jati hai ye Mazi.
Geometry nam hai lakerain laganay ka
Compass kay andar pencil ghusanay ka.
Ism Allah manind roshan aftab
Jo daikhay bhol jay kitab.
Kab say khol rakhi hai tun nay kitab
Ism Allah say faiz lay ban gohare nayab.
Pochtay hain kyun nahi perhatay namaz
Na me mehmood na me ayaz.
Paisa ani jani cheez
Zaroori hai seekhni tameez.
Kon masjid ko khuda ka ghar kehta hai
Enthon kay ghar me khuda nahi rehta hai.
Rx nay bhi parha hai Com
Ye com wo com dot com.
Larkiyo pyar karo jisay chaho
Par chaho sirf rxxx ko.
Muredon say kertay hain tayray peer kamai
Kha kar sotay hain ras malai.
Bara wo hai jis me bara pan hai.Bhalu Shah.
Baglol tun bhi bana lay aik tablighi jamat
Log kahain gay wah wah teri kya bat.
Jang o jadal qatal o garat
Mutasir kerti hai sifarat.
Tujhay maloom nahi hai martaba hazrate Insan
Ain mashaq ko bana lay apna tarjuman.
Tasawur hi to tha jo Iqbal nay paish kiya
Quaide Azam nay us tasawur par ye mulk liya.
Ism Allah ko apna paishva bana lay
Ism Allah kay zariye hidayat pa lay.
Jazb o saroor istagraq o masti
Faqeer ke ye kehfiyaat sasti.
Sahaba say bara koi ashiqe rasool(s.a.w)hai to samnay aAy
Na vo jhandyan lagatay thay na vo cheektay chilatay thay.
Me tang Agaya hun rang birangi zabano say
Faqar kay maydan me honay valay imtihano say.
Shokhi bhi shararat bhi mazah bhi
Meri shayari jaisay qause qazah bhi.
Kab tak karay ga tasbih ke perhai
Andar say ho nahi rahi tayri safai.
Kis mun say chomtay ho quran
Kya tum ho aik achay insan.
Kya bataon tanhai ka alam tujhay
Log kehnay lagain hain pagal mujhay.
Surah Ikhlas yad kiye phirta hai andar khalos hota nahi
Jo beej bonay k laiq hai wo tun bota nahi.
Molvi ko dakar aya to bola Allah Ho
Mun say aie halvay aur pakoray ki bo.
Mazah me bhi islah ka pehlu hona chahiye
Banda bay samar rasmon say chalu hon chahiye.
Khushbu lagai bhi to badbu chupanay k liye
Naat perhi bhi to mahaz dhikanay k liye.
Chehray par dari hai mun me cigarette hai
Aisa lagta hai ye koi siyasi girgit hai.
Molvi kaisay rokay cigarette say khud kash lagata hai
Halva hazam na ho to sharab pe jata hai.
Qalb hayran hai aur batin veyran hai
Cigarette lagaAy huvay wo jata hayvan hai.
Javan to kya borhay bhi kash lagatay hain
Ye musalman hain ye kyun bhol jatay hain.
Jis mun say cigarette usi mun say tilavat
Sain kya ye hai Ashiqane Rasool(s.a.w.)ki ita'at.
Har marnay valay ko kyun kehtay ho shaheed
Kya tumhari samajh me nahi ata quran majeed.
Subah subah utha dayta hai par jagata nahi
Ye jo tumhara molvi hai nasha churata nahi.
Maulanay to rahay hain so
Tun cigarette chor mun dho.
Jo khuda tayri juti ki hifazat na kar saka wo tayri hifazat kya karay ga
Ay musalman ya to tayri ibadat me kasar hai ya phir us ki khudai me.
Parhay likhay jahil daikhay
Sehat mand kahil daikhay.
Kisi ko vafa mili kisi ko bay vafai
Rx ko kya mila jahaiz me charpai.
Tayra falsafa me sahi aur mera firqa sahi
Mera falsafa saray sahi aik me na sahi.
Ye kehfiyaat ye husn ka ana jana
Do din ka khail phir miti me samana.
Sirf nazron say na bharay ga ye paymana
Sir say paon tak khali hai ye devana.
Mujhay meri bemari nay kar rakha hai nidhaal
Ab tun to na mujh me naqs nikaal.
Achai aur samajhdari say khali tayri hayat
Hikmat par mabni kyun nahi tayri bat.
Hussain nay khon say wuzu kiya tun pani say kerta hai
Wo meydan me namaz qaim kar gay tun masjid me perhata hai.
Punjabi Poetry
Keh gaya shah hussain ve tenu kamina
Langda ay payray kaman vich tayra mahina.
Vaylay banday likhday novel
Mehanti banday beijday chaval.
Mun vich cigarette tay hath vich sharab
Ay vay chalda phirda qabar da azab.
Bovay agay umar guzari ona nay na kholya gate
Akheer shair ban gaAy hath vich phar liti slate.
Dovan pasyon lagda raya barabar da zoor
Ona akhya nai dayna me akhya hoor.
Apnay fan da khob muzahira keta
Mun naal laya pura hi peta.
Vaylay banday likhday drama
Mehanti banday senday pajama.
Zabana vichon zaban punjabi
Sohni budi gal gulabi.
Zaya na kar mundya javani
Kerni ay tay kar pehalvani.
Vaylay banday likhday afsana
Dasdi kyun nai Rukhsana.
Sari zindagi likhda raya kasun
Jad paya ho gaya sun.
Vaylay banday likhday rehnday beh k digest
Saday kol time nai asan dayna test.
Baglol na likh nazam
Tun kar pukta azam.
Shair o shairi tay oh ve kar lenday nay jayray hunday na anparh
Sain Baglol tun koi vada kam nai keta thor hoor utay charh.
Ke janan likhan valay gazal
Ke ay khaid rozay azal.
Galan batan nay kita hoya ay urdu adab vich izafa
Galan nalon tay changa ay kam aan vala lifafa.
Tayron tair galan nay urdu adab vich
Lokan nay pa chadyan galan mazhab vich.
Chad day hun galan baglol
Kalyan beh k andar pharol.
Tang A gaya baglol motyan kitaban ton
Sidhay puthay tay lamay hisaban ton.
Chal baglol othay jithay koi kitab na hovay
Jo marzi kerye tay koi hisab na hovay.
Jino vaykho ishq diyan galan paya kerda ay
Rola paisay da tay avain paya larda ay.
Ruldyan phirdiyan nay bazaran vich kitaban
Neelyan peelyan tay rang birangyan juraban.
Sain baglol maseet vich beh k pena changi gal nai
Maseet ibadat de than ay tayray payo ta kar nai.
Dukhan tay taklefan da daru
Putar hakeem da nuskha maru.
Bach ja peeran faqeeran ton
Insani roop vich khinziran ton.
Baglol akheer kitaban da anjam ay radi
Vali mar janday phada pa dendi gadi.
Daikh lai tayri taleem
Alif day bagair meem.
Molvyan da shatan hunda ay bohta kora
Halva khan naal ho janda ay chora.
Tayri tahqeeq ve tayri tarah adhuri
Labhna payan ayn maseet vich madhuri.
Ro ro k athro sutay qom utay
Haray kiho jay lok nay ray sutay.
Doctor landay nay marizan de khal
Keh denday nay fair ana kal.
ik din kalyan ho hi jana
Moot de nendar so hi jana.
Shatan nay tay kadi cigarette nu hath nai se laya
Tun ap hi haygan vain jinay sara sayapa paya.
Vaikh ley parh k namazan
Jay ud sakain naal shahbazan.
Tayri science mayri samjhon bar ay
Kyun hunda banda zaleel o khavar ay.
Na tayray vich ehsas na tenu haq de pyas
Jad ay haal hovay tay ke karay khali Aas.
Bohat gairat ay musalmana vich
Aj kal day nojavana vich.
Speaker khol k ho gaya ashiq
Hamsayan nu tang kita ban gaya fasiq.
insaniyat bhul gaAy aj day vali tay dervaish
Ke namazi ke haji tay ke baraish.
Vaikh apni maseet da imam
Paisay da haiga ay gulam.
Jis mazhab vich reh jandyan khali rasman
Os mazhab day log khanday jhutyan qasman.
Sahafi labhday rehnday khabran
Ginday kyun nai qabran.
Tayri taqreeran vich shor sharaba
Tayray mulk vich khon kharaba.
Joke
Rx da putar math vich fail ho gaya.
Rx.Fail kyun hoya?
Putar.Teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 nay
Aglay din kehndi ay 4+4=8 nay
Fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 nay
Ek din A Vi kehndi C k 1+7=8 nay
Tay ek din kehndi pai C 10-2=8 nay
Teacher nu ghamaytu charya hoya ay ono ap paka pata nai tay fail menu kar dita.
Galan hi reh gayan insaniyat diyan
Shehran tay janglan vich ruhaniyat diyan.
Chad day musalmana galan
Samundar maarda ay chalan.
Musalmana tun ke sikhya ay tang kerna
Dojayan day naal har vaylay jung kerna.
Ashiq na ishq ishq kerday nay na kehnday nay
Baglol ashiq tay oh nay jayray chup rehnday nay.
Chahna ayn mulk khushaal
Rakh dojayan da khayaal.
Ek pasay kalaam laya dojay pasay cigarette
Me tenu ke akhan munafiq ya girgat.
Sharabi pe k samajhna ayn faiz
Pagla tun peenda payan ay haiz.
Qavaliyan gaan valay vaikh qavaal
Gafil nay nai janday ahvaal.
Rang birangyan pagan payan tay ban gaAy ashiq
Duniya jahan day jhutay tay makaar ayaar fasiq.
Bismillah parh k shoru kar dainday galat kam
Bhalu shah chad musalmana nu na kar gam.
Niki jai gal tenu samajh nai andi
Door door k tun school pai jandi.
Keho jai parhanday nay ustad riyazi
Ay vi ho jandi ay mazi.
Molviyan nay tayra vi kar dita ay dimagh kharab
Akh Akh k tenu vi milay ge janat vich sharab.
Dozak day dar ton kayray lokan nay angoor uganay chad ditay
Baglol log sharab ajay vi peenday nay Iman dilon kad ditay.
Maulana de aqal day vajay pay nay baran
Din dasvin da hovay tay Akhda ay gyaran.
Jad phansi de tareekh sunada ay qazi
Oh tareekh yad rehndi bhul jandi rayazi.
Baglol banda bhavain parh lay Algebra
Rehnda fair vi ay bay sabra.
Jeho jay tuhaday falsafay oho jai tavadi taleem
Khuda da vasta hun tay kar lo tarmeem.
Sain peengan charhanda ay ochyan
Baglol galan kerda ay sochyan.
Lava hovay jinhan bandyan day andar
Oh kyun javan masjid ya mandar.
Tayray peer vi tayray vargay harami
Kam shatani tay mashoor hoay Islami.
Zabanan badal jandyan tay ruldi rehndi shayari
Sajna tenu akhaya ay khol andar de diary.
Jay dharti tay janat hundi na hundi Iran vich na Afghanistan vich
Sun lao loko janat hundi tay hundi sirf aur sirf Pakistan vich.
Accounting perhan valya dus asman tay kinay taray nay
Chal ay dus ameran day kyun varay nayaray nay.
Rx kehnday nay asan perhya ay karobar
Sain dur fitay mun na milya rozgar.
Parh kay vi tun ghulam ameran da hona
Do char bachay tay ik budi day naal sona.
Chad baglol kitab vaykhi jaAy ge rozay hisab
ik pasay hovan gay gunah dojay pasay savab.
Rx chad kitaban ho jao kharab dimagh
Chal poondi karye karye dil bagh bagh.
Galan batan day sivaAy k ay tuhaday palay
Kadi Akhday oh otay kadi Akhday oh thalay.
Tuhada ilaj ay amir liaquat
Mashoray zamana ay jidi sharafat.
Maulana iko alif tenu darkar
ilm na avay vich shumar.
ik shayar kehnda ay apnay ap nu wasi
Ajay tak oday naal koi kuri nai phasi.
Namaz vi perhday oh cigarette vi landay oh
Kadi sochya ay tusi kayray pasay janday oh.
Aj kal tay molvi vi sutay landay nay
Dari rakh k cigarette vaich janday nay.
Bohta lamba rola na pa
Menu momin laya k vakha.
Cigarette pena tay sunat nai chad kyun nai dainda
Tun nasvar apnay mun vichon kad kyun nai dainda.
Musalmano gal pendi nai tuhaday palay
Avain kehnday phirday oh balay balay.
Namaz vi perhaday oh cigarette vi landay oh
Tusan kadi sochya tusan kayray pasay janday oh.
Cigarette peen nu tay musalman burai samajhday ei nai
Dojayan diyan qabran khodan nu khudai samajhday ei nai.
WHO definition of Health
Health is a state of complete physical,mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
Home Economics ghar ka nizam behtar tareqay say chalanay ka ilm hai.Bhalu Baglol.
Iqbal k mutabiq momin ki khususiyaat.
1.Nigah me taseer hoti hai.
2.Such bolta hai.
3.Haq go hota hai.
4.Bay bak hota hai.
5.Azad hota hai.
6.Doston k sath naram hota hai.
7.Dushmano k sath garam hota hai.
8.Quran ki Amli tasveer hota hai.
Zair zabar day rolay vich
Shad mad ve ruldi rai
Paish da ke kasoor se
Kyun enu putha kar dita.
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Baglol jahan naik log rehtay hain wo jagah kyun hilti?
Jin sahafiyon ke vajah say sahafat hoti hai badnam
Ye blackmailers hotay hain kertay hain ganday kam.
Kala sayah takta aur kalay sayah amaal
Aisay me kaisay ho ga ye mulk khushaal.
Vajoday hazrate insan ganj baksh ghouse azam
Vajoday hazrate insan allama Iqbal Quaidi azam.
Hukumat ko kya bura kehna jab apnay andar ho burai
Mulk me kaisay sukoon ho jab ghar ghar ho larai.
Kya harj tha jo rakh laytay apna nam dalair muhammad.
Mayray hansanay par huva eiteraz mayray ronay par huva eiteraz
Kya yehi mera kasoor hai me nahi Malik Riaz.
Tayra sajda bhi khali tayri namaz bhi khali
Kya milay ga tujhay pakar kar jali.
Na me zaheen na me fateen
Thora sa metha aur zaida namkeen.
Tayray aur mayray dermayan khushbu bani rukavat
Kyun kerta hai tun cheezon me milavat?
Me hama tan apnay ap me mashgool
Na me paigambar na nabi na rasool.
Ganay bajay aur band baratain
Momin kay liye andhayri ratain.
Na apna khiyal tujhay na humsaAy ka
Na apna gam tujhay na paraAy ka.
Hum jin ko samajhtay rahay dost
Wo nikal paray hadyon par gosht.
Kya kerna parh kar kitab aur qaida
Gar hasil na ho banday ko faida.
Sain baglol insaniyat foot hoti hai to ho jaAy
Jaldi kar jumay ki namaz qza na ho jaAy.
Literature chor stretcher la
Martay huvay ko bacha.
Sekhnay aur sikhanay k amal ko taleem kehtay hain.Sain Baglol.
Zahanat khudi ke uran ka nam hai.Bhalu Shah.
Chor day hinduana rasm o rivaj
Tun darust kar apna mizaj.
Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
The reported symptoms of EHS include headache,fatigue, stress,sleep disturbances,skin symptoms like prickling, burning sensations and rashes,pain and ache in muscles and many other health problems.Whatever their cause,EHS symptoms are a real and sometimes disabling problem for the affected person.However,there is no scientific basis to link EHS symptoms to electromagnetic field exposure.
Sadgi ko chor diya musalmano nay
Aj kal kay nojavano nay.
Gano say hota hai musalmano k jashan ka Agaaz
Samajh me nahi ata kaisi perhatay hain ye namaaz.
Aunci awaz me sunta hai tun ganay aur tilavat
Humsaya tang ho to kisi kam ke nahi halavat.
Tujh say tang tayray humsaAy
Kya apnay aur kya paraAy.
Masjid say bhi hun chalu
Log kehtay hain mujhay bhalu.
Mujhay tum me Iqbal nazar nahi ata
Jalal to hai jamal nazar nahi ata.
Koi mujh par ye ehsan karay
Mujhay kalima parha kar musalman karay.
Tasverain laganay say bat nahi banti
Kaisay samajhta hai khud ko janti.
Mujh jaisa talib dunya me kahan
Daikh lay phir kar sara jahan.
Tayra ishq bhi jahalat par mabni tayri aqal bhi
Kyun theek say nahi kar pata tun naqan bhi.
Tajzia kar paisay lay kar qalam aur media valay ads chalatay hain
Ye log such ko jhot aur jhot ko such kar dikhatay hain.
Kab tak rahay ga baglol udas
Kya ab tak bhuji nahi tayri pyas.
Kar bhi lay ga wuzu k faraiz yad to kya
Sain baglol khuda nat tayri yad dasht ka imtihan nahi layna.
Na shadyon par jata hun na janazon par jata hun
Me to bohat mushkil say khud apna vazan uthata hun.
Achai aur samajhdari ka phir parh sabaq
Ye na ho to kuch nahi tabaq.
Burayan chor ban aik acha insan
Na kar apna aur dosron ka nuqsan.
Behr ho ya bar
Insaniyat tark na kar.
Maulanao apnay matlab k liye istamal na karo quran o hadith
Ye kam wo kertay hain jo hotay hain khabees.
Azad nahi hota kitab ka paband
Kitab hoti hai Azad ki buland.
“Think 100 times before you take a decision,But once that decision is taken,stand by it as one man.”
Quaidi Azam
Jhot say bhi mana kertay ho aur such bhi nahi bolnay daytay
Dervaza bhi khatkhatay ho aur kundi bhi nahi kholnay daytay.
Dari rakhnay aur pagri pehnanay say koi vali nahi hota
Namaz khushu khuzu say parh bhi lay Ali nahi hota.
Kahin tum log to nahi dajaal
Tumhari burayon ke nahi milti misaal.
Na tayri masjid aik na tayri azan
Na tareqa namaz aik na tarjumae quran.
Kab tak perhata rahay ga kitab
Parvaz muntazir hai tayri ay auqab.
Mayray ashaar ke tashreeh lazim nahi
Tum azad ho mayray mulazim nahi.
Nervous system perhatay huvay rx khud nervous ho gaya
Jab zaida zoor lagaya to thak kar so gaya.
Hamain bhi atay hain tableeg kay bahanay bohat
Sirf tayray pas nahi tableeg kay devanay bohat.
Galat kam chor day roza bay shak toor day
Mujh par gusa aAy to apna sir phor day.
Talib k liye ban jati shohrat zehar
Mat idhar udhar bhatak aik jagah tehar.
Ishq wo qatil hai jis ko aj tak saza nahi mili.Bhalu Baglol.
Jhuta shaks kehta hai aj nahi kal
Jhutay ko chor sachay k sath chal.
Tayray samajhnay ka kya hai tun punjabi ko pathan samajh lay ga
Koi tujhay keh day bus tun kafir ko musalman samajh lay ga.
Masjid me janay laga to aie awaz
Baglol khuda ko nahi chahiye tayri namaz.
Suna hai momin ke bari shan hai
Mujhay dikhao kahan hai mujhay pehchan hai.
Kitab me kuch hai haqeqat me kuch hai
Ye kya mamla hai jo such much hai.
Davai khanay ko jahil adat samjhay
Nasha kernay ko jahil sa'adat samjhay.
Kis mun say kehta hai khud ko khuda ka banda
Sain baglol tayra zahir bhi ganda aur batin bhi ganda.
Galat kam chornay valay namaz k bagair bhi chor daytay
Galat kam kernay valay namaz parh kar gardan maror daytay.
Rx tasbeh kar k so gaya
Kyun phir bhi ehtalam ho gaya.
Agar magar chor day
Tun nemu nachor day.
Tun kya laray ga jung pakar kar talvar
Sain baglol pehlay pehnani to seekh lay shalvar.
Shatan bhi darta hai musalmano say
Aj kay bad tameez insano say.
Galat ko galat na kahun to kya kahun
Kya me bhi tumhari tarah chup rahun.
Dil jalon ki dunya me hum bhi jaltay hain
Hum say na poch sahafi hum kaisay chaltay hain.
Jahan tak ho sakay meri taleem Aam kar
Achai say subah aur samajhdari say sham kar.
Jaisa tun vaisa tayri masjid ka Imam
Jaisa tun vaisa tayra banaya huva Islam.
Kya hai falsafae shadi
Barhana dunya ke Abadi.
Tum subah sham kertay ho munafiqat k dhandhay
Tumharay galay me rehtay hain shaytaniyat k phanday.
Logon ke baton ke na kar parvah
Sain baglol tun apni seedi rakh rah.
Mohabat ho ya nafrat dil say kertay hain
Hum wo sain nahi jo Adha bhartay hain.
Kaisi PArhatay hain ustad rayazi
Ban jati hai ye Mazi.
Geometry nam hai lakerain laganay ka
Compass kay andar pencil ghusanay ka.
Ism Allah manind roshan aftab
Jo daikhay bhol jay kitab.
Kab say khol rakhi hai tun nay kitab
Ism Allah say faiz lay ban gohare nayab.
Pochtay hain kyun nahi perhatay namaz
Na me mehmood na me ayaz.
Paisa ani jani cheez
Zaroori hai seekhni tameez.
Kon masjid ko khuda ka ghar kehta hai
Enthon kay ghar me khuda nahi rehta hai.
Rx nay bhi parha hai Com
Ye com wo com dot com.
Larkiyo pyar karo jisay chaho
Par chaho sirf rxxx ko.
Muredon say kertay hain tayray peer kamai
Kha kar sotay hain ras malai.
Bara wo hai jis me bara pan hai.Bhalu Shah.
Baglol tun bhi bana lay aik tablighi jamat
Log kahain gay wah wah teri kya bat.
Jang o jadal qatal o garat
Mutasir kerti hai sifarat.
Tujhay maloom nahi hai martaba hazrate Insan
Ain mashaq ko bana lay apna tarjuman.
Tasawur hi to tha jo Iqbal nay paish kiya
Quaide Azam nay us tasawur par ye mulk liya.
Ism Allah ko apna paishva bana lay
Ism Allah kay zariye hidayat pa lay.
Jazb o saroor istagraq o masti
Faqeer ke ye kehfiyaat sasti.
Sahaba say bara koi ashiqe rasool(s.a.w)hai to samnay aAy
Na vo jhandyan lagatay thay na vo cheektay chilatay thay.
Me tang Agaya hun rang birangi zabano say
Faqar kay maydan me honay valay imtihano say.
Shokhi bhi shararat bhi mazah bhi
Meri shayari jaisay qause qazah bhi.
Kab tak karay ga tasbih ke perhai
Andar say ho nahi rahi tayri safai.
Kis mun say chomtay ho quran
Kya tum ho aik achay insan.
Kya bataon tanhai ka alam tujhay
Log kehnay lagain hain pagal mujhay.
Surah Ikhlas yad kiye phirta hai andar khalos hota nahi
Jo beej bonay k laiq hai wo tun bota nahi.
Molvi ko dakar aya to bola Allah Ho
Mun say aie halvay aur pakoray ki bo.
Mazah me bhi islah ka pehlu hona chahiye
Banda bay samar rasmon say chalu hon chahiye.
Khushbu lagai bhi to badbu chupanay k liye
Naat perhi bhi to mahaz dhikanay k liye.
Chehray par dari hai mun me cigarette hai
Aisa lagta hai ye koi siyasi girgit hai.
Molvi kaisay rokay cigarette say khud kash lagata hai
Halva hazam na ho to sharab pe jata hai.
Qalb hayran hai aur batin veyran hai
Cigarette lagaAy huvay wo jata hayvan hai.
Javan to kya borhay bhi kash lagatay hain
Ye musalman hain ye kyun bhol jatay hain.
Jis mun say cigarette usi mun say tilavat
Sain kya ye hai Ashiqane Rasool(s.a.w.)ki ita'at.
Har marnay valay ko kyun kehtay ho shaheed
Kya tumhari samajh me nahi ata quran majeed.
Subah subah utha dayta hai par jagata nahi
Ye jo tumhara molvi hai nasha churata nahi.
Maulanay to rahay hain so
Tun cigarette chor mun dho.
Jo khuda tayri juti ki hifazat na kar saka wo tayri hifazat kya karay ga
Ay musalman ya to tayri ibadat me kasar hai ya phir us ki khudai me.
Parhay likhay jahil daikhay
Sehat mand kahil daikhay.
Kisi ko vafa mili kisi ko bay vafai
Rx ko kya mila jahaiz me charpai.
Tayra falsafa me sahi aur mera firqa sahi
Mera falsafa saray sahi aik me na sahi.
Ye kehfiyaat ye husn ka ana jana
Do din ka khail phir miti me samana.
Sirf nazron say na bharay ga ye paymana
Sir say paon tak khali hai ye devana.
Mujhay meri bemari nay kar rakha hai nidhaal
Ab tun to na mujh me naqs nikaal.
Achai aur samajhdari say khali tayri hayat
Hikmat par mabni kyun nahi tayri bat.
Hussain nay khon say wuzu kiya tun pani say kerta hai
Wo meydan me namaz qaim kar gay tun masjid me perhata hai.
Punjabi Poetry
Keh gaya shah hussain ve tenu kamina
Langda ay payray kaman vich tayra mahina.
Vaylay banday likhday novel
Mehanti banday beijday chaval.
Mun vich cigarette tay hath vich sharab
Ay vay chalda phirda qabar da azab.
Bovay agay umar guzari ona nay na kholya gate
Akheer shair ban gaAy hath vich phar liti slate.
Dovan pasyon lagda raya barabar da zoor
Ona akhya nai dayna me akhya hoor.
Apnay fan da khob muzahira keta
Mun naal laya pura hi peta.
Vaylay banday likhday drama
Mehanti banday senday pajama.
Zabana vichon zaban punjabi
Sohni budi gal gulabi.
Zaya na kar mundya javani
Kerni ay tay kar pehalvani.
Vaylay banday likhday afsana
Dasdi kyun nai Rukhsana.
Sari zindagi likhda raya kasun
Jad paya ho gaya sun.
Vaylay banday likhday rehnday beh k digest
Saday kol time nai asan dayna test.
Baglol na likh nazam
Tun kar pukta azam.
Shair o shairi tay oh ve kar lenday nay jayray hunday na anparh
Sain Baglol tun koi vada kam nai keta thor hoor utay charh.
Ke janan likhan valay gazal
Ke ay khaid rozay azal.
Galan batan nay kita hoya ay urdu adab vich izafa
Galan nalon tay changa ay kam aan vala lifafa.
Tayron tair galan nay urdu adab vich
Lokan nay pa chadyan galan mazhab vich.
Chad day hun galan baglol
Kalyan beh k andar pharol.
Tang A gaya baglol motyan kitaban ton
Sidhay puthay tay lamay hisaban ton.
Chal baglol othay jithay koi kitab na hovay
Jo marzi kerye tay koi hisab na hovay.
Jino vaykho ishq diyan galan paya kerda ay
Rola paisay da tay avain paya larda ay.
Ruldyan phirdiyan nay bazaran vich kitaban
Neelyan peelyan tay rang birangyan juraban.
Sain baglol maseet vich beh k pena changi gal nai
Maseet ibadat de than ay tayray payo ta kar nai.
Dukhan tay taklefan da daru
Putar hakeem da nuskha maru.
Bach ja peeran faqeeran ton
Insani roop vich khinziran ton.
Baglol akheer kitaban da anjam ay radi
Vali mar janday phada pa dendi gadi.
Daikh lai tayri taleem
Alif day bagair meem.
Molvyan da shatan hunda ay bohta kora
Halva khan naal ho janda ay chora.
Tayri tahqeeq ve tayri tarah adhuri
Labhna payan ayn maseet vich madhuri.
Ro ro k athro sutay qom utay
Haray kiho jay lok nay ray sutay.
Doctor landay nay marizan de khal
Keh denday nay fair ana kal.
ik din kalyan ho hi jana
Moot de nendar so hi jana.
Shatan nay tay kadi cigarette nu hath nai se laya
Tun ap hi haygan vain jinay sara sayapa paya.
Vaikh ley parh k namazan
Jay ud sakain naal shahbazan.
Tayri science mayri samjhon bar ay
Kyun hunda banda zaleel o khavar ay.
Na tayray vich ehsas na tenu haq de pyas
Jad ay haal hovay tay ke karay khali Aas.
Bohat gairat ay musalmana vich
Aj kal day nojavana vich.
Speaker khol k ho gaya ashiq
Hamsayan nu tang kita ban gaya fasiq.
insaniyat bhul gaAy aj day vali tay dervaish
Ke namazi ke haji tay ke baraish.
Vaikh apni maseet da imam
Paisay da haiga ay gulam.
Jis mazhab vich reh jandyan khali rasman
Os mazhab day log khanday jhutyan qasman.
Sahafi labhday rehnday khabran
Ginday kyun nai qabran.
Tayri taqreeran vich shor sharaba
Tayray mulk vich khon kharaba.
Joke
Rx da putar math vich fail ho gaya.
Rx.Fail kyun hoya?
Putar.Teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 nay
Aglay din kehndi ay 4+4=8 nay
Fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 nay
Ek din A Vi kehndi C k 1+7=8 nay
Tay ek din kehndi pai C 10-2=8 nay
Teacher nu ghamaytu charya hoya ay ono ap paka pata nai tay fail menu kar dita.
Galan hi reh gayan insaniyat diyan
Shehran tay janglan vich ruhaniyat diyan.
Chad day musalmana galan
Samundar maarda ay chalan.
Musalmana tun ke sikhya ay tang kerna
Dojayan day naal har vaylay jung kerna.
Ashiq na ishq ishq kerday nay na kehnday nay
Baglol ashiq tay oh nay jayray chup rehnday nay.
Chahna ayn mulk khushaal
Rakh dojayan da khayaal.
Ek pasay kalaam laya dojay pasay cigarette
Me tenu ke akhan munafiq ya girgat.
Sharabi pe k samajhna ayn faiz
Pagla tun peenda payan ay haiz.
Qavaliyan gaan valay vaikh qavaal
Gafil nay nai janday ahvaal.
Rang birangyan pagan payan tay ban gaAy ashiq
Duniya jahan day jhutay tay makaar ayaar fasiq.
Bismillah parh k shoru kar dainday galat kam
Bhalu shah chad musalmana nu na kar gam.
Niki jai gal tenu samajh nai andi
Door door k tun school pai jandi.
Keho jai parhanday nay ustad riyazi
Ay vi ho jandi ay mazi.
Molviyan nay tayra vi kar dita ay dimagh kharab
Akh Akh k tenu vi milay ge janat vich sharab.
Dozak day dar ton kayray lokan nay angoor uganay chad ditay
Baglol log sharab ajay vi peenday nay Iman dilon kad ditay.
Maulana de aqal day vajay pay nay baran
Din dasvin da hovay tay Akhda ay gyaran.
Jad phansi de tareekh sunada ay qazi
Oh tareekh yad rehndi bhul jandi rayazi.
Baglol banda bhavain parh lay Algebra
Rehnda fair vi ay bay sabra.
Jeho jay tuhaday falsafay oho jai tavadi taleem
Khuda da vasta hun tay kar lo tarmeem.
Sain peengan charhanda ay ochyan
Baglol galan kerda ay sochyan.
Lava hovay jinhan bandyan day andar
Oh kyun javan masjid ya mandar.
Tayray peer vi tayray vargay harami
Kam shatani tay mashoor hoay Islami.
Zabanan badal jandyan tay ruldi rehndi shayari
Sajna tenu akhaya ay khol andar de diary.
Jay dharti tay janat hundi na hundi Iran vich na Afghanistan vich
Sun lao loko janat hundi tay hundi sirf aur sirf Pakistan vich.
Accounting perhan valya dus asman tay kinay taray nay
Chal ay dus ameran day kyun varay nayaray nay.
Rx kehnday nay asan perhya ay karobar
Sain dur fitay mun na milya rozgar.
Parh kay vi tun ghulam ameran da hona
Do char bachay tay ik budi day naal sona.
Chad baglol kitab vaykhi jaAy ge rozay hisab
ik pasay hovan gay gunah dojay pasay savab.
Rx chad kitaban ho jao kharab dimagh
Chal poondi karye karye dil bagh bagh.
Galan batan day sivaAy k ay tuhaday palay
Kadi Akhday oh otay kadi Akhday oh thalay.
Tuhada ilaj ay amir liaquat
Mashoray zamana ay jidi sharafat.
Maulana iko alif tenu darkar
ilm na avay vich shumar.
ik shayar kehnda ay apnay ap nu wasi
Ajay tak oday naal koi kuri nai phasi.
Namaz vi perhday oh cigarette vi landay oh
Kadi sochya ay tusi kayray pasay janday oh.
Aj kal tay molvi vi sutay landay nay
Dari rakh k cigarette vaich janday nay.
Bohta lamba rola na pa
Menu momin laya k vakha.
Cigarette pena tay sunat nai chad kyun nai dainda
Tun nasvar apnay mun vichon kad kyun nai dainda.
Musalmano gal pendi nai tuhaday palay
Avain kehnday phirday oh balay balay.
Namaz vi perhaday oh cigarette vi landay oh
Tusan kadi sochya tusan kayray pasay janday oh.
Cigarette peen nu tay musalman burai samajhday ei nai
Dojayan diyan qabran khodan nu khudai samajhday ei nai.
WHO definition of Health
Health is a state of complete physical,mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
Home Economics ghar ka nizam behtar tareqay say chalanay ka ilm hai.Bhalu Baglol.
Iqbal k mutabiq momin ki khususiyaat.
1.Nigah me taseer hoti hai.
2.Such bolta hai.
3.Haq go hota hai.
4.Bay bak hota hai.
5.Azad hota hai.
6.Doston k sath naram hota hai.
7.Dushmano k sath garam hota hai.
8.Quran ki Amli tasveer hota hai.
Zair zabar day rolay vich
Shad mad ve ruldi rai
Paish da ke kasoor se
Kyun enu putha kar dita.
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